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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

How to Escape from Home

Need to escape? This guide will show you the way.

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Steps

    1
    During the day, plan your escape. If you have a window in the basement, make sure you are in the basement at the time of the escape.
    2
    Make sure you have a friend you can trust to be with if you can't get back in the night.
    3
     Be creative
    4
    Put on your clothes underneath your PJs, so no one suspects.When you are ready, climb out of the window and WALK away so no one gets the idea.
    5
    Mind the cops. You don't want to go to prison for something you didn't do. Just have a story ready for anything.
    6
    Say something like, " I was just going for a late night movie with my friend". Then they will hopefully let you pass.
    7
    The cops might not believe you and ask for your phone. Take your SIM card out.
    8
    If they catch you, act calm. Tell your friend this. They might take you to the police station and question you, or they might take you to your house and question you there.
    9
    If you parents come into your room and find your not here,at least leave a note saying where you are. Then they won't worry as much.
    10
    When you come back home, your parents might be awake. Just say that you went out for a late night jog or something. They might ground you for this, so be prepared.

Tips

    Make sure you have loads of stories. If when you come back in your parents think you're a burglar, just say you where getting a drink or another convincing lie.
    Never panic if you are caught.
    Either: don't use the same story every time under the assumption that parents/cops will suspect something is up, or always use the same story (if it is something like getting a drink or going for a late night jog) under the assumption that they will assume that you have a new routine.
    Don't talk to your parents about sneaking out or they will suspect something and you might get in trouble before you even start!

Warnings

    You could get arrested and taken to prison.
    Be careful when moving around. If you bump into someone when you leave, make sure you are looking at them to see if they pull out a phone.

 Things You'll Need

    Phone
    Keys
    Stories, excess clothes, drinks,food and a friend you can trust.

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